Funny Story: I don’t drink coffee myself, and although I worked for a few months at a well-known national coffee shop chain, I don’t remember that much about what people ordered. My sister-in-law and her husband have both also worked at well-known national coffee shop chains, more recently and for much longer. So I asked by text if she could give me the name of a “coffee” drink someone might order that really doesn’t have as much “coffee” to it as milk and sugar. While she was responding, my wife said, “You mean like my…” and gave me the drink she usually orders. Comedy Gold; I realized I couldn’t top it, so I made it less chain-specific and shortened it so it would fit in the panel. (I added “Half-caff” because I think it’s a funny phrase.)
So, thanks to my sister-in-law for being available to help me out.
Also, it should be noted that I’m not slamming anyone here. I’m not a coffee drinker because I’d rather get my caffeine from sweetened tea or soda.